Summer....How I Loathe Thee

Summer. We just can't be friends.  Let me list the reasons:

  1. Anything over 80 degrees is too much!  I am ready to say goodbye to your scorching heat.
  2. Sweat.  There is no such thing as the perfect deodorant.  If you think there is - you're in denial.
  3. Bathing suits.  Enough said.
  4. Thunderstorms.  Since the Derecho of 2012, every wind gusts sends me into inner panic.  I love how they are always timed at 4:30.  Perfect for the drive home.  I need a weekly massage to take that stress out of my shoulders.

photo  5. Did I mention the heat?  Asthma + 90+ degrees = absolute torture.

The only redeeming part?  Blockbuster movie releases.  Hey - you have to look for the good in everything right?  Maybe I'm just blinded by the sun - how do you survive the summer?

Today's post brought to you thanks to the faux derecho that cruised in this afternoon.  Come back Friday for another DIY tutorial!

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(I didn't hyperventilate that was the start of a massive tornado.  Or maybe I did.  I'll let you decide.)