Trader Joe's ..... A First Encounter

This weekend I'm making my first stop at Trader Joe's. I know. How have I not been there before? I can only offer lame excuses. The embarrassment of being a newbie and having that proclaimed over the loudspeaker was enough to keep me away. That happens there right? Or am I royally confused?

Anyways, back to the important question. What are your must buys?

Help me fill my cart and make the most of my inaugural visit!!